Resolutions for 2011
1. Regain all the weight I lost 2. Say NO to all the offers on the 3 screenplays I wrote. 3. Cast unknowns in 2 of the 3 pilots I wrote that are being produced. 4. Fuck a Jungle Cat 5. See how many buttons I can buy with the money I saved in 2010, because nobody uses buttons anymore so they are RARE, hello its 2011! 6. Update my Thumple more often (you know, the social network where you put...
This guy is so dirty, all the time. -Luz
lookmom: When I came home tonight, I was drunk. I have since sobered up. In the time between (more on the early side), I made this very strange xmas greeting video to the tune of a classic Mariah Carey song. Yup. I hate the holidays, but not anymore! Thank you Lady!
Please RT! Lost dog in Red Hook Bklyn. Pug/beagle mix, 4 yrs old, “Molly.” Last seen 10:30pm Visitation & Van Brundt. (323) 595-2700
Rico loves cocaine! -Luz
On Behalf of Elin Nordegren
STOP PUTTING THOSE TERRIBLE SLUTS ON TV!
coreybrown: spolikeluzhate: Please remember, the camera adds 10 lbs. -Luz Dogs always fight when Imogen Heap is playing in the back COREY WINS! I thought it would take longer for someone to comment on the background music. Mr. Brown has great listening skills.
Please remember, the camera adds 10 lbs. -Luz
Stephen Colbert kicks a new verse into Empire State of Mind (Part II) Also - Alicia Keys new album is available for 3.99 (mp3) on amazon.com today.
Elf Yourself! →
If you didn’t know what to do with the rest of your day, now you do. -Luz
The Biggest Real Estate Flops of 2009 →
The Pontiac Silverdome sold for $583,000 in an auction. It cost 55.7 million to make in 1975 Holy Fuck.
lookmom: interloper: This is my favorite video of all time. Mackenzie needs a sitcom. This is me in my old bedroom. There’s a lot of pattern behind me. More of these. DAILY. NOW.