Iphone Visual Voice Mail = Pooptown
A new trend is sweeping the nation, iphones across the planet are alerting their owners that they have voice mail hours and even DAYS after the voice mail was left. I have been a victim of this crime three times, two were missed opportunities in potential work the third was my mom warning me that she would be watching me perform this Friday. You can take the following steps to see if you have a...
I desire a map. -SPO
I have a brilliant idea, but no desire to put it together, as is the way I live life. What I am truly hoping is that someone else had this idea already and created it. Does anyone know of an online Map that will tell me what streets have alternate side of the street parking on what days and times in NYC? If not, will you create it for me and all NYC natives to enjoy?
I’m gonna start attacking life like a Honey Badger! I’m psyched for the 2 hour naps! -SPO
Atsuko Tanabe is my favorite improv student of ALL TIME. Sorry hundreds of others, you will never compare to Atsuko. She took Improv 101 with me 6 months after she moved from Japan to NYC. She didn’t know any English when she moved to NYC, and was still having a difficult time in my 101 class, but to be honest, she was still better than most of the class, sorry 101’ers who were in that...
I just fell in love with this show! The celebrity interviews are the best part. Liz Feldman, I am a fan! -SPO
Sweet Baby Zane →
Cesar Millan - Pack Profiles - Daddy →
The Dog Whisperer’s calm submissive pit bull Daddy used to belong to Redman!
Fight SMA - Spinal Muscular Atrophy →
Today my high school friend Hillary will bury her baby girl Zane. Zane passed away from SMA. You can read her story HERE. This sweet baby girl was born in January, and lost her fight last week, leaving behind loving parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and Avery, her twin sister. I had never heard of this disease until my friend’s baby was diagnosed, the instant I read about it,...
Dear Suckarazzi - Respect the Kids
I have always enjoyed Jon & Kate plus 8, and I am genuinely sad about the Divorce, mostly for their children. As a child of divorced parents, I have first hand experience that it sucks dick, even after 29 years of dealing with their divorce, I still hate the fact that I didn’t see my parents care about each other they way they once did. I hate the fact that my Holidays generally ended...
Gary Papa was the man that delivered my 76er’s highlights growing up and the only one I wanted to hear the sports news from. A great sports anchor, and great Philadelphian. He will be missed.
Jon & Kate plus 8 announcement prediction
I only have one prediction, and it is what everyone else is thinking. They killed Mady and Aaden got a girl pregnant.
Khamenei Denies Manipulation of Vote →
It is not truth that matters, but victory. -Adolf Hitler
My Galifianakis boner won’t go down. -SPO
I went on a really bad bender over the weekend. A Breaking Bad bender. This show is awesome. And now that I have caught up and watched both seasons I am in major withdrawal and need my fix. Thank you Hulu for the minisodes! Badger & Mr. White in a scene together is like having Jonathan Winters and Jane Goodall come to my apartment for pizza and boardgames, a dream come true. -SPO
3100 Mile Self Transcendence Race has begun! →
This race takes place a mile from my house. They are running around ONE street block that is .5488 miles in circumference 5,649 times. This street block really isn’t anything to write home about and I still don’t know why they chose it. On one end there is a High School with ‘asbestos’ signs hanging on it. The middle of the block contains an athletic field for the school...