I witnessed this today....
3 kids and a mother are standing outside Bloomie Nails, all eating an ice cream cone. Normal sized kid to Fat kid: You are gonna get fatter eating that. You should stop. No Response. NSK: If you keep eating it, you’re going to get fatter. Fat Kid holds up his ice cream cone like a Champagne flute. Fat Kid: Cheers! The normal sized kid moves his cone towards the Fat Kid. The Fat kid...
San Diego: FBI looks into cruise death as Carnival... →
I hope the cruise ships future cruisers have Murder Insurance!
Do yourself a favor and DON’T google image search the word hemorrhoid. -Luz
My 90 year old Grandfather has an iPhone. -SPO
A great frustration I had during the campaign was when the McCain staff...– Sarah Palin Runners World Magazine
Found on the inner sleave of Merge Records SCORE!:...
Dear Arcade Fire, I like your grooves so very much. A dream to be placed in my head is if you will make a song out of the lyrics I wrote below. Not sure what the tempo would be, but I figure it is something soft, with an earnestness so real that it makes everything cry. Or if you prefer a different take, that is fine with me. “If you’re going to town, bring me some soap and...
I just spent the past hour looking at videos explaining how to apply make-up. What is wrong with me? -SPO