I CHANGED MY URL
I am now spotastic.tumblr.com You are still following, don’t fucking freak out and kill yourself. This blog originally started out as my dog Luz and I blogging stuff, (that is why it used to be spolikeluzhate) but I just realized I’m an adult, and my dog can’t really blog, and she hasn’t for a while, because she never could, so it’s just me. But Luz is still in the...
Why spambots? Why?
I have had over 200 weird spam tumblr accounts like one particular post that is a video of mine. Why? Can someone explain this to me? All of their names are just random letters like “rmpxsrb” and when I go to their tumblr, all have very similar posts of popular memes. Someone smart explain this too me!
Sometimes I want to change my Facebook status...
And then I’ll follow it up by taking a photo of myself in their kitchen with a shotgun in my mouth.
Jamie Denbo: Funny Men Are from Mars, Funny Women... →
Jamie Denbo rules.
UCB Theatre • Strangers Wanted with Shannon... →
Holy Shit, I am excited about this. Friday July 6th, 7:30pm at UCB Chelsea CLICK FOR RESERVATIONS!!!
Rico gets too excited to take bones from my hand sometimes, so this is how the transaction goes down.
Here is a video of my dogs at the park this morning. It is really fucking stupid and you shouldn’t watch it.
Nevada judge tells Floyd Mayweather Jr. he must... →
FLOYD MAYWEATHER IS COMPLAINING THAT LIFE IN JAIL IS THREATENING HIS HEALTH AND BOXING CAREER. THEY WON’T GIVE HIM BOTTLED WATER AND HE DOESN’T LIKE THE FOOD. FUCK YOU FLOYD MAYWEATHER. YOU BEAT THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN. FUCK YOUR BOXING CAREER. YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU DO THE FUCKING TIME YOU PILE OF SHIT. I HOPE YOUR DICK SHRIVELS UP IN JAIL SO THAT...
This is the episode of The Chris Gethard Show that I hosted 2 weeks ago while he was hitchhiking to Bonnaroo. I had a lot of fun hosting, and was excited to bring back “Catch or Snatch” the game that involves callers looking at a photo and deciding if it is a Catch (fish) or Snatch (pussy) ENJOY!
Jim is in his 6th month of making these! Impressive and always funny! jimaday: JIM FILMS! I love the smell of jim-a-day in the morning
Australia's Azaria Chamberlain mystery solved: A... →
A DINGO ATE MY BABY!
The Chris Gethard Show in the New York Times →